GASPS....If I am not blonde, 36-24-36, 5'8"...then WHOTHEHECK is this?????
I think Em is just messin' with me....'cause in my world...(IT'S SO NICE here!!!)... that is sssooo me!..AND I can do that nifty trick of climbing a rope ladder in heels...snorts...CAN anyone, anywhere actually do THAT?!?!?
and speaking of shoes....ah ha!!! the hunt is on....need to find the perfect ankle strap pumps to go with....ta freakin' da...the perfect dress....don't know how many of you saw the red Marilyn Monroe dress...but when I ordered it...um, well had it been listed as a nightgown..I would have believed that more readily than that it was a DRESS!!!
so the other day off I head into the vast jungle of consumerism...and I found it!!! woo hoo VICTORY is schweet!...it's still a Marilyn dress but it is black and oh thank you sweet jasus and all the saints...it is lined on top/not split to my belly button ring in front and not to my butt in back...it's just too big but hey...(and this is just proof that I am SO cheap:).... it was only $23.99...a different one that did fit and was pretty was $62.00...SO I of course I chose the cheaper one...now to fix it....and find those ankle strap pumps....the other MUST have is....wweeeee (I am going for total authenticity:).....those thigh highs that have a seam up the back...anyone know where I can get those CHEAP??? and a black garter belt:)....I am doing it up right ladies...help me out will ya?....oh and I did check out Fredrick's and Vickie's...if I can find them (surprise/surprise) cheaper...I would rather...or I will just bite the bullet and go to Freddy's or Vickie's....sigh....might have to mortgage the house...but so be it
